Made Her Bed, Now She Has To Lie In It

(We’re sat at home eating dinner, when my mum turns to my dad and says:)

Mum: “You were awful in bed last night!”

(My jaw drops at how brazen this statement is.)

Mum: “You were snoring really loudly, you were tossing and turning, and you kept kicking me!”

(Dad and I laughed so hard that we had to leave the room for a few minutes to calm down. Meanwhile my mum was completely unaware of what she had said.)