Love Makes Fools Of Us All
(My girlfriend and I are lounging on the couch together talking about why we love each other.)
Girlfriend: “Is that why you’re with me? Because you think I’m the only one who finds you attractive?”
Me: “No. I’m with you because I love you. It has nothing to do with me.”
Girlfriend: “Um…”
Me: “Yeah, I know.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?