Love In The Time Of Zombies, Part 16

(My boyfriend is telling me about a museum near his flat where his sister works. Apparently they have a stockpile of guns and ammo in the underground storage at the museum.)

Me: “So that’s stop one for the zombie plan?”

Boyfriend: “That’s exactly what I said when my sister told me!”

(Later he’s talking to his parents and sister, and passes on what I said.)

His Mum: “Oh, dear, you’re basically dating the female version of you, aren’t you?”