And Then He Saw Your Butt Online…

(My boyfriend and I have been together for about a year at the point of this conversation. We are just lying around. To my knowledge, we met on a dating site.)

Boyfriend: “You know, I knew you before we ‘met’ on [Dating Site].”

Me: *confused* “Oh?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, when you were in college. I was taking some GED courses, and you would always walk past where I was sitting on Tuesday mornings, and you were in the math class that was right next to one of my classes. I always thought ‘she has a nice butt; I want to meet that butt’ but I was always too nervous to say hello to you. And, now, I have said hello and I have met your butt. And I am a happy man.”