Louder Than A Pee(p)
(I work out of town and am on the phone with my fiancée at the end of the day. I stay in a work camp similar to a hotel.)
Me: “I just have to go pee quickly but I’m going to set you down. I don’t want to take you in with me.”
Fiancée: “Okay, I’ll be here.”
(I set the phone at the head of the bed, farthest from the bathroom. After finishing…)
Me: “Okay, I’m back.”
Fiancée: “Are you sure you didn’t take me in there?”
Me: “Babe, I think I would know. Why do you ask?”
Fiancée: “You were peeing so loud.”
Me: “What!? You could hear me?”
Fiancée: “Yea! It was super loud. You’re a loud pee-er.”
Me: “That is so weird.”
Fiancée: “It was a thunder-pee.”
Me: “Just stop.”
Fiancée: “My little thunder-pee-er.”
Me: “I’m not coming home.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?