Lord Have Mercy!

USA | Learning | May 17, 2017

(I was four years old, but I still remember this very clearly. Note that I’m very shy and hardly ever talk, and it’s obvious.)

Me: “Um, excuse me, Ms. [Teacher #1]…?”

Teacher #1: *surprised* “Yes?”

Me: “Can I… can I ask a question about God?”

Teacher #1: *delighted* “Of course you may. What is it?”

Me: “Ummm, when was God born?”

Teacher #1: *color drains* “Um, ah, that’s a good question!” *hems and haws*

Teacher #2: “What’d she say?”

Teacher #1: “When was God born?”

Teacher #2: “Oh, no, you got this one.” *walks away*

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