Looking Butt-Hurt
(I’m a teen, and a very self conscious one at that. I don’t like anyone to look at me for more than a few seconds at all. I’m walking with my mom in the shopping mall.)
Me: *hiding self* “Mom, I hate going to the mall. They’re all looking at me with their EYES!”
Mom: “Well, what do you expect them to look from? Their butts?”
Me: “MOM!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?