Long Distance Can Put You In A Daze For Days

(My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship, and counting down to the next visit. At this point it’s 10 more days, so the next day is ‘single digit’ day. It’s also Monday.)

Me: “Guess what day it is tomorrow?”

Boyfriend: *while I’m typing the next sentence* “Thursday.”

Me: “TOMORROW IS SINGLE DIGIT DAY— Wait a minute. That’s not even correct. Tomorrow is Tuesday. Are you even trying?”