Keep Digging A Bigger Man-Hole For Yourself
(A male character on the TV is revealed to be having an affair.)
Wife: *harrumphs* “Men!”
(I look at her and raise an eyebrow.)
Wife: “Not you. I don’t group you in with men!”
Me: “This gets better and better…”
Wife: “No, wait, that isn’t what I meant…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?