Immaculate Misconception, Part 6
(I am 16 and a virgin. I’ve caught a nasty virus that has forced me to miss a week of work. When, I return to work, I speak to my supervisor.)
Supervisor: “You missed an important meeting, you know. You better have been dying.”
Me: “Um, sorry. I don’t know if I was dying, but I couldn’t stand up.”
Coworker #1: “Are you pregnant?”
Me: “…What? No.”
Coworker #1: “If you been puking for a week, you’re probably pregnant.”
Me: “It wasn’t really about puking. It was about the high fever and dizziness.”
Coworker #1: “But you’re probably pregnant.”
Me: “No, I’m really not. Unless I’m giving birth to the next Christ child.”
Coworker #1: *snorts* “Yeah, sure. More like the Antichrist.” *walks away*
Me: “Did you hear what she just said to me?”
Supervisor: “If you’re pregnant, that really wasn’t a good enough reason to miss work.”
Me: “Like I tried to make clear, I’m a virgin.”
Supervisor: “Sure you are…”
(After my supervisor walks away, another coworker, Coworker #2, speaks up.)
Coworker #2: “Don’t worry. They’ll be sorry when you give birth to the son of God. Your kid would smite people who talked to you like that, right?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?