Puts The A** Into Harass

(My mother has taken my 91-year-old grandfather to the supermarket. He is very frail and has short term memory problems so cannot react quickly. He is standing near the car while Mum locks the doors when a supermarket employee pushes a row of supermarket trollies towards him at speed. Mum dives out and grabs the front trolley just before it hits Grandad.)

Mum: *angrily* “Careful! You almost hit him.”

Worker: “You can’t speak to me like that; that’s harassment!”

Mum: “…and nearly knocking over a man in his 90’s isn’t?”