I Am The Slush-Master

(We recently got a slushy machine, but it’s really cheap and we frequently have problems with it.)

Coworker: “The slushy machine is clogged up.”

Me: “Geez, not again!”

Coworker: “I’m gonna just tell the customer that it’s down and offer him something else.”

Me: “No, wait. I have an idea.”

(I grab a straw and jam it up the nozzle. The slushy starts gushing out.)

Coworker: “Wow, that was amazing.”

Me: “Yeah… please don’t ask me how I knew that would work.”