How To Train Your Girlfriend
(My fiancé and I are sitting at home, Stumbling the Internet on my computer. We come across a website with cute amigurumi – little crochet animals and dolls and stuff.)
Fiancé: *as I scroll past each picture* “No. No. No.”
Me: “What do you mean, no?”
Fiancé: “No. No more cute in the house. There is already an overload of cuteness in the house between you and the dog.”
(I keep scrolling.)
Fiancé: “Nope. Nope. Just no.”
(I stop on a cute crochet dragon.)
Me and Fiancé: “Yussssssss!” *fist bump*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
