Home Schooled In Burns

(I’m homeschooled, as are my two brothers. I’m sitting at my desk trying to study when my dad comes in. Though not on purpose, he is being extremely loud. Note that my desk is in the kitchen.)

Dad: *opens fridge* “[Brother #1], WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DRINK?!”

Brother #1: *yells from other room* “ICED TEA.”

Me: “Guys! Shh!”

Dad: “Right, sorry.” *not any quieter* “[Brother #2], GO SET UP THE GAME YOU WANTED TO PLAY WHILE I LOOK FOR THE THINGY.”

Me: “You mean a volume button?”