Hogging All The Hogwarts

(The teacher is introducing himself to the class at the beginning of the semester. I’ve had him for three other classes and am well aware that he is an extremely easygoing individual who doesn’t mind people talking out in class. He also likes to make jokes about his very Northern accent.)

Teacher: “So what if I just start giving students from the North preferential treatment?”

Me: “One point to Slytherin House.”

Classmate: “Snaaaaaaape!”