His String Theory Is Flawed
(My and my sister’s workplace hold a secret Santa, I am given a candy G-string. My brother is 23.)
Brother: “What I don’t get is how you expect to use candy underwear more than once.”
Me: *pointedly* “I don’t think it survives the first use…”
Brother: “Oh… OH! That makes sense.”
Me: *facepalm*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
