His Guesses Are Getting Colder

(My family are at my aunt’s home, my five-year-old cousin asks why we don’t visit more often.)

Me: “Well, we live quite far away.”

Cousin: “Like school?”

Me: “Um… further away than that; it takes us a long time to get here.”

Cousin: *names next town over*

Me: “No… we live north of here.”

Cousin: “Oh, the north pole.”