He’s Not Clowning Around

(I am a bisexual male, going through a theme park full of haunted attractions and having a blast. Our group is going through a circus-themed attraction and at one point we’re lined up with a bunch of scary clowns between us. I am to one clown’s left and a girl I don’t know is to his right.)

Clown: *laughing at her* “WANNA KISS?!”

Girl: “No, not really!”

Me: “I do!”

Clown: *leans in close to my face* “REEEEALLY?!”

Me: *I pucker my lips and am just about to kiss his nose*

Clown: *recoils* “Ehhg, I’m not into that!”

Me: “Aww…”