Narrowing Down And Throwing Up

| USA | Friendly | November 16, 2016

(My roommate and I just pulled into a popular local restaurant.)

Me: “Man, I haven’t been here since the [Mutual Friend] incident.”

Roommate: “There have been multiple [Mutual Friend] incidents.”

Me: “The time when he threw up.”

Roommate: “There have been multiple times where he threw up.”

Me: “The time when he threw up in his glasses.”

Roommate: “Oh yeah. That was his birthday.”

Me: “It’s scary that I had to narrow that down.”

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