He’s Got Some Grooming To Do
(My best friend is getting married. We are at the rehearsal. One of the bows falls out of her bouquet. Her groom picks it up, and decides to stick it to his hair.)
Minister: *sighs* “You’re sure about this guy?”
Groom: “What? A guy can’t be his bride’s wedding present?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?