He Mexican’t Read The Map

(Most of my family is up at my grandparent’s house, having dinner. We all love to travel and my grandparents often plan big family trips, which is what we’re discussing.)

Grandma: “So, I was thinking about Christmas. How does Baja in Mexico sound?”

Me: “Baja California, or Baja California Sur?”

(Those are the two Mexican states that make up the rather large Baja peninsula.)

Dad: “She said Mexico, not California! What the hell? I thought you were good at geography!”

(We ended up going to Key Largo.)