Has The Drive To Keep On Going
(My brother has recently gotten a new job at a garage that changes and fits tyres on cars. He’s been home about an hour and is taking to my mother and me. Note that I am notorious for terrible jokes.)
Brother: “Wow that was a long day.”
Me: “Has it left you a bit tyred?”
Brother: “What?”
Me: “I said, are you a bit EXHAUST-ed?”
Brother: “Just stop. Please stop.”
Me: “I can’t; these jokes just keep rolling.”
Brother: “Stop!”
Me: “Are my jokes wheelie bad?”
Brother: “STOP! STOP! You’re killing the jokes!”
Me: “Sorry, sorry, I’ll stop.”
Brother: “That’s better.”
Me: “Next time I should put the brakes on these jokes; indicate when you want me to stop.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?