Adopting A Sense Of Humor, Part 4

| Related | December 5, 2013

(I’m seven, and my sister is three.)

Me: “Hey [Sister]? Want to hear a big secret?”

Sister: *wide eyed* “What?”

Me: “You’re really adopted. Your real parents died in a car crash, and Mommy and Daddy adopted you. You’re not really my sister.”

Sister: “MOOOOOOOOOOOMMY!”

(I didn’t get punished, but to this day my sister has never let me down for the story. For the record, I really was lying!)

 

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