Has Some Magic Up Her Sleeves

(I am 23 years old but look very young and quite a girly girl.)

Me: “Hi, I’d like some Ultra Pro sleeves for Magic: The Gathering.”

Cashier: “What colour?”

Me: “Oh, I don’t know. Surprise me!”

Cashier: “What colour?”

Me: “I really don’t care. Pick one for me!”

Cashier: “I need to know what colour you want.”

Me: “I have no preference. I want you to surprise me.”

Cashier: “I still need to know what colour you want.”

(I’m starting to lose my patience now.)

Me: “All right, fine. Can I get clear?”

Cashier: “Sorry, we don’t have any clear ones.”

Me: “All right, then. Do you have any with Ajani on them?”

Cashier: “No, we don’t.”

Me: “Okay, how about white sleeves?”

Cashier: “Yeah, we got those.”

Me: “Sweet.”

(At this point I’m just fed up and want to leave the store. The cashier charges me for the cards.)

Cashier: “So if your boyfriend or whatever, decides he doesn’t like the sleeves—”

Me: “Um, these are for me.”

(The cashier looked utterly dumbfounded that someone like me could possibly be into Magic: The Gathering.)