Has A Different A-gender

(I am taking to a work colleague. I’m pregnant with my first child.)

Colleague: “So, when will you find out the gender?”

Me: “We’re not going to. We are going to be surprised.”

Colleague: “Why would you do that?”

Me: “Well, is what we always said we wanted to do. My best friend did the same with her kids and it was great.”

Colleague: “But how will you decorate or buy clothes?”

Me: “Everything will be gender neutral.”

Colleague: “But if it’s girl, you’ll have no dresses or headbands.”

Me: “We can always buy dresses after the baby is born.”

Colleague: *angry* “Well, I think you’re just being selfish!” *storms off*

Me: “It’s MY baby.”