Hannibal Lecter: The Dating Years
(My boyfriend and I are cuddling in my room after a lovely night spent together.)
Me: “So what do you think? Should we go brave the real world and get something to eat ?”
Boyfriend: *with an honest, romantic tone* “Oh, babe. When I look at your face, I’m not hungry anymore.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?