Handily Not Available
(I am working alone at night at a small town library. The town also has a prison nearby. A customer approaches the desk.)
Customer: “I’d like to order a specific book.”
Me: “What’s the title?”
Customer: “‘How to Use Your Hands as Lethal Weapons.’ The prison librarian would never order it for me.”
(I was relieved that I couldn’t find it for him either!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?