Graduated To Schedule One

(I am at my older cousin’s graduation party, and all his friends have come over and brought some type of food. One of his friends has brought brownies. I grab a brownie and start eating it without thinking.)

Cousin: “Those aren’t good to eat!”

Me: *muffled from brownie* “Why?”

(My cousin turns beet red and tells me they are okay to eat. I eat three brownies in all, as they were pretty small. After everyone leaves my head starts to feel weird. My cousin comes over to me and whispers into my ear. They were marijuana brownies and I was high. I was 12.)