Good Friends With The Earl Of Sandwich

(My son and I own two terrier mixes named Maria and Oatmeal. Both dogs are very spoiled. So much so that Maria is known as ‘The Princess.’)

Me: “Oatmeal needs a title. Maria is already a princess, but Oatmeal doesn’t have as high of a rank. What should we call him?”

Son: “I know…Sir Oatmeal, Duke of Breakfast.”