God’s PUN-ishment

(My mum, her boyfriend, my brother, and I are coming home from a road trip. While we’re stopped at traffic lights, we see a nun walking down the street wearing Crocs. I’m known for making a lot of (absolutely horrible) puns.)

Mum: “Why would a nun wear crocs? You guys don’t even wear them unless you’re doing something outside that’s water-related.”

Me: “Well, they are quite hole-y.” *starts laughing quietly*

Brother: *groans*

Mum’s Boyfriend: “Oh, my– how do you even do that?”

Mum: “That’s not even worth a groan, that’s so bad.”

(I laughed harder at their responses than i did at my own joke.)