Getting Pork(ed)
Customer: “I would like a pound of vagina ham.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “A pound of vagina ham, please!”
Me: “Don’t you mean Virginia ham?”
Customer: “Virginia ham, vagina ham, whatever! Just give me a pound of it.”
Me: “Anything else?”
Customer: “Yeah, slice it real nice.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
