Found Behind The Elbow Grease

(My mother, brother, and I are polishing items of silver and brass to sell on at a car boot sale. I’d been working all day prior and was doing a half-hearted job.)

Mum: “Come on now, [My Name]. Give it a bit of ‘Oomph’!”

Me: “Right! [Brother], where’s the ‘Oomph?’”

Brother: “It’s in the bottom drawer, next to the ‘NYYEEEAARGH!’”