Forever Cast In That Role

(A few weeks ago I fractured my ankle, and have been wearing an air cast while it heals. After almost falling again and several other mishaps, my coworkers have taken to teasing me about my apparent surge of clumsiness.)

Me: “Hey, [Coworker], you want something else to tease me about?”

Coworker: *laughs* “Yeah, sure.”

Me: “This morning, I spent five minutes trying to put my cast on the wrong foot.”