Won’t Be Funny Forever

| Working | December 2, 2015

(I’d been turned down for a promotion yet again, and my coworker is trying to cheer me up.)

Coworker: “Oh, come on. It’s not like that Simpsons Episode. There’s no sign hanging in here saying, “Remember… You’re Here Forever.””

Me: “Close the door.”

(The door to our work space is never closed. My coworker closes it, and sure enough, he sees a sign on the back of the door saying, “Remember… You’re Here Forever.”)

Me: “[Boss] hung that up as a joke the last time I didn’t get promoted. Now, I’m not so sure he was joking…”

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