First-Framed Your Argument

(I’ve dragged my boyfriend to the movies to see the latest Disney movie. We chose an evening show to try and avoid hordes of children, but there are a few in the theater. As the credits end and the very first frame of the movie appears, a little voice from the row behind us pipes up.)

Kid: “This is my favorite movie!”

Kid’s Dad: “You’ve never seen this movie. Shut up.”