Fighting A Losing Battle

| Related | February 3, 2016

(My son is playing Battleship with his grandfather when the following exchange happens:)

Son: “I won!”

Grandfather: “No, I still have a boat left.”

Son: “I won!”

Grandfather: “You still have to find my boat.”

Son: “No. I. Won!”

(Hearing the heated words, my wife steps in.)

Wife: “Honey, you haven’t won yet. He still has a boat left.”

Son: “No! I! Won! On the board! I-1!”

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