Fight This Feline

(My fiancé is staying the night at my place. I have a very temperamental cat.)

Fiancé: “Ow!”

Me: “Did Kimba scratch you?”

Fiancé: “Yeah.”

Me: “Yeah, he does that. If he’s had enough of being patted he just attacks.”

Fiancé: “Yeah…I wasn’t exactly patting him.”

Me: “What were you doing?”

Fiancé: “Harassing the crap out of him.”