Fat Chance Of Firing Family
(While ordering:)
Me: “Do you have any bacon?”
Waitress: “Bacon? I think we do.”
Me: “I’ll have a BLT then, please.”
Waitress: *looking me up and down* “Wouldn’t you prefer a salad? You look obese enough already!”
(She was within earshot of the owner, who then dragged her, by the ear, out of the bar.)
Owner: *coming up to us* “Here’s a life lesson: NEVER employ family!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?