Eye Know What You Mean
(My little sister often bursts out with the most random thoughts and mispronunciations.)
Sister: “Mom! Mom! Help me!”
Mom: “Why, honey? What is it?”
Sister: *horrified expression* “I have PUPILS on my arm!”
(Confused silence.)
Mom: “Wait… do you mean pimples?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?