Doesn’t Have This Covered

| Romantic | May 16, 2014

(I’m lying in bed with my long distance boyfriend, whom I hadn’t seen in nine months. He is looking for his phone cover which he has lost between the blankets. Trying to be sexy, I start sliding my hand over his belly and towards his pants.)

Boyfriend: “Hmm… oh! I found my phone cover!”

Me: “…”

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