Delicious Religion

(I’m talking with my friend during class break. Somehow, we end up talking about Pastafarianism, a parody religion that parodies Christianity, and that holds the Flying Spaghetti Monster as its divinity. He identifies himself with Pastafarianism; I identify myself as an agnostic Roman Catholic.)

Me: “So you believe in pasta…”

Friend: “Yep”

Me: “But you eat pasta! Shame on you! You’re eating your god!”

Friend: “…”

Me: “Wait! I also eat my god…”