Cost-Benefit Analysis
(A customer comes in to pick up his Viagra prescription. I’m trying not to be awkward and ring him up as if it’s any other order.)
Me: “Hi, how may I help you?”
Customer: “My name is [Customer’s Name]. I need to pick up my prescription.”
Me: “That will be just a moment.”
(I get the man’s prescription and proceed to ring him up for it.)
Me: “Your total today comes out to [price].”
Customer: “What?!”
Me: *I repeat the price*
Customer: *mumbles* “Still cheaper than a hooker, I guess.” *pays and leaves*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
