Chewing Him Out Over It
Me: “I just ate the last of your gummy bears.”
Boyfriend: “WHAT?!”
Me: “I ate your gummy bears. They’re all gone.”
Boyfriend: “That’s it. We’re getting a divorce.”
Me: “But we aren’t married.”
Boyfriend: “Well then let’s go get married so I can divorce you. That is the only proper course of action for you eating the last of my gummy bears.”
Me: “Or I could just buy you more.”
Boyfriend: “That works too.”
Me: “Hooray! We aren’t getting married!”
Boyfriend: “Yeah… wait, what?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?