Devourer Of Kisses
(My boyfriend and I are working on projects on opposite ends of the room. I get his attention by blowing him a kiss. He catches it, and pretends to eat it.)
Me: “Why would you do that?”
Boyfriend: “Now it’s inside of me…”
(He pauses.)
Boyfriend: “…forever.”
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