Cause For Multiple Pregnant Pause
(I’m at a doctor’s office. She is writing me a prescription for antibiotics.)
Doctor: “You’re not pregnant, are you?”
Me: “No, I’m not.”
Doctor: “Are you sure? You can’t be pregnant or get pregnant while taking this medication.”
Me: “Yes, very sure.”
Doctor: “Have you taken a pregnancy test?”
Me: “No, I don’t need one. I know I’m not pregnant.”
Doctor: “You should take one just in case, before I give you the medication.”
Me: “No, seriously, I can NOT be pregnant. I haven’t had sex in three years.”
Doctor: “Are you sure?”
Me: “Yes… I think I would remember.”
Doctor: “Well, if you’re sure… but make sure you don’t get pregnant.”
(A few months later, I go to another doctor. I have almost the same exact conversation with him. The third time, I’m yet seeing another doctor, who prescribes another kind of antibiotic.)
Doctor: “These antibiotics can be extremely harmful for your unborn child.”
Me: “I’m not pregnant.”
Doctor: “Are you sure?”
(I see where this is going, and before my brain really catches up, my mouth opens:)
Me: “I only have sex with women. I’m sure.”
Doctor: “Well… that’s a good contraceptive.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?