Can You Smell The Love Tonight
(My fiancé and I are sitting on the sofa in our living room hugging watching TV.)
Me: “I love you.”
Fiancé: “Nope!”
(I look at him confused.)
Me:“What do you mean, nope?”
Fiancé: “Wait, what did you say?”
Me: “I said, I love you.”
Fiancé: “Oh, I thought you asked if I’d farted.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
