Bugging Out About The Cologne

(I’ve just gotten to work a bit early so I can get my ducks in a row, when I realize I’ve forgotten to put on my cologne. Luckily I carry a travel-sized version in my bag. It’s a solid cologne, so you rub it with your finger then put it on. The district manager is peeking in the window of the office where I’m standing giving me a quizzical look. I hold the tin of cologne to window for her to read. Apparently confused, she comes in and asks:)

District Manager: “What were you putting on your neck?”

Me: *can’t think of anything else to say* “Bug spray. I guess it’s not working.”

District Manager: *walks away smiling to herself*