Boys Are More Pig-Headed
(My two cousins and my brother are playing a game where we have a farm together and are trying to get a piglet. We have a female pig, but not a male. We ask the youngest cousin to make the ‘phone call’ on the fake phone we have acquired.)
Me: “[Cousin], repeat after me: Hello, I would like—”
Youngest Cousin: “HI, I WANT A MALE PIG, BYE!”
(It takes us about five minutes to stop laughing.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?