Best Sweep This Stupidity Under The Carpet
(There’s some stains on our carpet. I decide it needs washing so borrow a carpet cleaner from my mother. All she could find was the small hand held shampooing attachment. I am crawling around the carpet on my hands and knees to use it.)
Husband: “What are you doing?”
Me: “Washing the carpet.”
(He stands at the door watching me do it. I finally finish and leave the carpet to dry.)
Husband: *who hates getting any part of his clothes wet* “Oh, oh, my socks are wet. My socks are wet.”
Me: “What did you do?”
Husband: “I took my shoes off and walked into the bedroom; how did my socks get wet?”.
Me: “I washed the carpet.”
Husband: “How was I to know the carpet was wet?”
Me: “You WATCHED me.”
Husband: “You didn’t tell me it would be wet.”
Me: “You saw what I was doing.”
Husband: “How was I to know?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?