Back-ended Comments

(My friend is talking about how she can’t marry anyone outside her culture. I can’t help but tease her any chance I get.)

Girl: “I just don’t see myself finding anyone. Would it be easier if I just took you from behind?”

Me: “… Uh, wanna rephrase that?”

Girl: “Oh f***! I meant drop you off in the back! Besides, I’m not really equipped for that.”